Thoda Tum Badlo Thoda Hum - 2004

Raju (Arya Babbar) and Rani (newcomer Shriya Saran) sneer at each other, show a metaphorical finger at one another and throw insults like "I hope you acquire a terminal illness that would make you incapacitated for life."

Nicely brought up kids, no? This is the death wish that Raja begs of god during a visit to the temple.

Much later, he runs back to ask a saffron-clad man. "Can I reverse my death wish?"

But who's listening to these juvenile pleas in this godforsaken land of puerile prayers rendered by infantile players?